1) all rock and rock-derived music, including the nastiest and fuzziest black metal, is directly descended from african american music. the theft of black music by white artists is well documented by historians of music.
2) the entire metal aesthetic owes itself to the gay erotica artist tom of finland, as interpreted by rob halford and then expanded on by countless legions
3) shut the fuck up
every so often i wade out of the left-liberal wars and run into anti-abortion evangelicals/catholics (sometimes) and literal nazis and military/cop buffs and if this were a comic strip it would be too absurd and tacitly didactic to be funny.
so bonington’s a place on earth
every time i see the phrase “arm explosives” as an action or a prompt in a game, my slimy little heart skips a beat.